kelli parker


Kelli is a creative weirdo who loves stationery, school supplies, haiku, dancing, champagne, many shades of purple, peonies and pizza. Andy’s wife and co-conspirator, mother of dragons The Biscuit, loyal friend to a fortunate few. Anything else you need to know can be found on her website here or on her blog here.

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